Marilyn Manson Has "THE SWINE FLU"

Marilyn Manson is the latest musician to fall ill with H1N1 (or Swine Flu, as pretty much everyone is still calling it).

"So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU," Manson wrote on his blog on Monday. "I know everyone will suggest that f***ing a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive."

I just want to say that Manson preemptively stole the half-joke I was going to make, and then he turned it into a completely different joke.


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