Marilyn Manson Has "THE SWINE FLU"

Marilyn Manson Has "THE SWINE FLU"

Marilyn Manson is the latest musician to fall ill with H1N1 (or Swine Flu, as pretty much everyone is still calling it).

"So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU," Manson wrote on his blog on Monday. "I know everyone will suggest that f***ing a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive."

I just want to say that Manson preemptively stole the half-joke I was going to make, and then he turned it into a completely different joke.